ig: jaimieteresa

posted 15 hours ago

Should’ve seen that coming

posted 1 day ago

cexjay:

my goal is to be the ‘we didn’t notice her in highschool but damn we should’ve’ girl

posted 1 week ago

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

xenawarriorprincess007:

countsassmaster:

sorchaception:

"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"

"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave my fluffy jellybeans."

FLUFFY JELLYBEANS

"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

posted 1 week ago

smilefor-medarling:

Some of these are so awkward, and some are great, and there’s that one with the dad that’s just 100% heartbreaking.

posted 1 week ago

ruinedchildhood:

when you offer your friend your left over food

posted 2 weeks ago

cruzsherri:

charlesgambino:

hah. shit. what a joke guys like me who put the effort in to stay a gentleman. people be playing games as if our effort to being courteous is just a thing of the past. fuck no. I was raised right. and I know I’ll always deserve someone who can see the true qualities a man should have. Not a thug who’ll straight play you. what kind of person were you looking for again? 
If you’re trying to find someone worth staying with, one who’ll inspire you and give you reason to stay, observe the shit he does. It comes down to detail. straight up mannerism. 

^^^^

cruzsherri:

charlesgambino:

hah. shit. what a joke guys like me who put the effort in to stay a gentleman. people be playing games as if our effort to being courteous is just a thing of the past. fuck no. I was raised right. and I know I’ll always deserve someone who can see the true qualities a man should have. Not a thug who’ll straight play you. what kind of person were you looking for again? 

If you’re trying to find someone worth staying with, one who’ll inspire you and give you reason to stay, observe the shit he does. It comes down to detail. straight up mannerism. 

^^^^

lmaoalien:

i am the human version of the first piece of bread

posted 2 weeks ago

wreck-it-mikey:

being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords

image

posted 2 weeks ago