ig: jaimieteresa

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

posted 4 days ago

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

posted 4 days ago

joshpeck:

cursedmistakes:

carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

that all happened in under 2 minutes

this is honestly a spiritual experience

posted 4 days ago

"Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil"
William Shakespeare (via whitegirlgrant)

posted 1 week ago

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

callipygiian:

pussy put his ass to sleep now he callin me nyquil

sexadvicegoddess:

sarcasticlittlefuckk:

standard

I am crying I love this too much

posted 1 week ago

justbeingaslut:

i just really hope all of you find someone who is really cool that you can love and have sex with and all that shit but you can also talk politics and about evolution. someone you don’t cling to at parties but you nonchalantly grab their ass when you walk by them in the crowd and someone you reach for at 2am in between dreams to cuddle.

posted 1 week ago